"Wish I had time for just one more bowl of chili." - Alleged dying words of Kit Carson (1809-1868) Frontiersman and Mountain Man
"When a cowboy has a chew in his cheek, don't slap him on the back." - Cowboy proverb
"A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse." - William James
"If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine." - Jack Handy
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STUPID COWBOY JOKE:
A dog walks into a saloon.
He steps up to the bar.
The bartender gives the dog a loooong nasty look...
then says, "Whatchawant?"
The dog looks around the saloon, turns back to the bartender and declares:
"I want the man who shot my Pa."
:)
Loretta
Speaking as a farmer... here's one more "cow-boy" thought of wisdom: "Never stand behind a sneezing cow!".
I check up on you; have your journal listed at mine:
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